This Guy Steals(borrows?) Your Shit.

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/feb/14/na-usf-dean-admits-role-in-bike-theft/

When you're an associate dean who works in the College of Medicine at USF, don't you think you could afford to blow 100 bucks on a new bike? I can almost understand the motives of a thief going after Armstrong's bicycles, he's famous. And his bikes are worth a lot of money.

But some random mountain bike? Come on. I think we can do better than this, folks.

Today, Rao resigned.He apparently makes 384,000 a year, and was offered a 60,000 dollar severance pay for 6 weeks. Shit, I don't make a thousand bucks in 6 weeks.

But, seriously? USF dumped him for this crap? You know he didn't resign. He was asked to resign. Anyone who lists their accomplishments in a resignation letter is saying "Hey bitches! I did a lot of crap and you're being stupid! Nevermind I'm making it seem like I'm doing this for my own reasons!"

I wonder what he'll be doing after 6 weeks. When you wipe your ass with money, it goes pretty fast.

Maybe he'll resort to selling "borrowed" bikes.